Friday, July 19, 2013
DID JIGGA POOP IN HIS PANTS?
So yo, sometimes things here at RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA! take a little longer than ya average blawg. We like slow food, son, cause like rap music itself, we good for your mind, body, and soul. But erry now and then I gots to chime in on a pressing issue of the day. And yo, right now I got more chimes than a hippie's porch on a windy day.
So yo, by now JAY-Z's lil "happening" at Pace Gallery in NYC is old news. In short, JIGGA performed "Picasso Baby" for six hours on some MARINA ABRAMOVIC biter-type shit. Dat hoe even blessed the event by showin up and doing some of her weirdo shit, surely a highlight of JIGGA's second childhood as an art-world stan. I dunno why JIGGA so into rappin about art, cause he on some newjack cornball shit like an art school freshman who just copped a subscription to Juxtapoz.
But anyway, supposedly the whole thing was an homage to ABRAMOVIC's MOMA mixtape a few years back where she basically just hung out at the museum all day and pooped and peed in her pants (she says she didn't, but c'mon son, ya bladder ain't built like dat). So did JIGGA pull an AL ROKER? It was only six hours, but you never know when diarrhea might strike. If nothing else, he probably had to take a leak during that time. I mean dey already made Roca Pads, why not Roca diapers?
I hope he cops to it cause fo rilla, rapping about pooping in his pants would be a lot more interesting than whatever he rappin about these days. Live and direct from the art world, RAP MUSIC HYSTERIA is out!