26 inches and the rims look like pickle juice
Now I know what most of y'all thinkin: "26 posts in one year ain't shit! Go get ya fuckin shinebox and your sack of nickels." But we came up in the '90s, boy, we got trophies just for participating in lice inspections. No milestone, however mediocre, shall pass unacknowledged.
I thought they was overreacting puttin me on Ritalin for zonin out in class (I was just thinkin bout the Striptease VHS cover!), but my sporadic posting over the course of three years seems to confirm the suspicion. Regardless, this post is dedicated to all the teachers who told me I'd never exceed 25 posts in a calendar year. Take a look at me now, beeeyoch. Enjoy this chestnut from Guccirace: wrestling aficionado, current inmate, and the last decade's most influential rapper.
I thought they was overreacting puttin me on Ritalin for zonin out in class (I was just thinkin bout the Striptease VHS cover!), but my sporadic posting over the course of three years seems to confirm the suspicion. Regardless, this post is dedicated to all the teachers who told me I'd never exceed 25 posts in a calendar year. Take a look at me now, beeeyoch. Enjoy this chestnut from Guccirace: wrestling aficionado, current inmate, and the last decade's most influential rapper.
My favourite rap blog right now.
ReplyDeleteThanks mane, feeling's mutual
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