Monday, August 10, 2015
SPECULATIVE FICTION
Going the Eldridge Cleaver route, 2Pac embraces conservatism and becomes frequent guest on Fox News. His undeniable on-screen chemistry with Jedediah Bila fuels rumors that the two are dating.
Biggie spotted at Brooklyn Fare buying Niman Ranch T-bone steak, artisanal goat cheese, quail egg, and cold-press grape juice.
Career devastated by a Jezebel exposé on his history of domestic abuse, Big Pun is hospitalized for a failed suicide attempt when the beam he used collapses, leaving him bruised and considering gastric bypass.
In the wake of his well-received album on Legal Hustle, Jay-Z is seen shedding a single tear as he plays SXSW to a crowd of hipsters, journalists, and aging backpackers.
Fans of rap and shock radio rejoice when Anthony Cumia takes on Pimp C as co-host.
Big L and ASAP Rocky play Fashion Week in a leather version of this, designed by Alexander Wang.
South Park Mexican receives Medal of Freedom for his significant charitable contributions to Houston-area children's hospitals.
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