Friday, May 8, 2015
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL, YOU THE RAP WRITER OF THE YEAR!
We ain't anti-cop over here at RPA MUSIC HYSTERIA, we pro-human! So when an NYPD cop died after taking a bullet to the dome, I went lookin for some pro-cop rap songs a). to honor a senseless killing and b). to see if such a thing actually exists. Like my main mellow Bono said, "I stilllll cannot find, that for which I was searching!"
What I found was a number of conservative blogs clutching their pearls over Obama's daughter wearing a Pro Era tshirt on Instagram. I objected to the tshirt for different reasons, but when I read this bad bitch Debbie Schlussel's shrewd mothafuckin analysis, I started wondering if I was missing something. Fuck N.W.A., ol' girl makes Joey & the gang sound like the next coming of GG Allin! Makin me wanna reconsider a numbingly orthodox group (collective?) playacting an era they spent in shortpants is no small feat. Shout out to ya rhetorical skill, girl!
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL, 2015'S WRITER OF THE YEAR! ALSO SHE GOT THE ILLEST NAME, TOO! THREE CHEERS FOR SCHLUSSEL!