We ain't anti-cop over here at RPA MUSIC HYSTERIA, we pro-human! So when an NYPD cop died after taking a bullet to the dome, I went lookin for some pro-cop rap songs a). to honor a senseless killing and b). to see if such a thing actually exists. Like my main mellow Bono said, "I stilllll cannot find, that for which I was searching!"
What I found was a number of conservative blogs clutching their pearls over Obama's daughter wearing a Pro Era tshirt on Instagram. I objected to the tshirt for different reasons, but when I read this bad bitch Debbie Schlussel's shrewd mothafuckin analysis, I started wondering if I was missing something. Fuck N.W.A., ol' girl makes Joey & the gang sound like the next coming of GG Allin! Makin me wanna reconsider a numbingly orthodox group (collective?) playacting an era they spent in shortpants is no small feat. Shout out to ya rhetorical skill, girl!
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL, 2015'S WRITER OF THE YEAR! ALSO SHE GOT THE ILLEST NAME, TOO! THREE CHEERS FOR SCHLUSSEL!
Uncle Murda lamented the death of those 2 New York coppers on his 2014 Rap Up song.
ReplyDeleteDefinite babyface move from the guy who recorded I Shot The Sheriff.
Damn. Both good songs, too. Thought I was done with rap ups, but maybe I was just done with Skillz.
ReplyDeleteYeah, the Uncle Murda one is more of an exercise in trolling that's more comparable to Maino's Rumors than a Skillz rap-up
ReplyDeleteA nice transition for Rick Ross to make now his gangster shtick has been exposed and rinsed for all its worth would be to adopt the persona of "The Big Bawse Man". What could be more threatening a figure for Rozay's numerous adversaries than a crooked cop? He could give up the diet, too, for purposes of verisimilitude. Truly, this would be the last taboo in rap broken, other than nonse behaviour (and I'm sure some rappers have already broken ground in this area.)
ReplyDeleteThat would actually be dope
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