It's been a rough week. First I find out Zach Randolph's nickname Z-Bo is not a play on C-Bo as I'd long thought (D-Bo, Friday). Now I'm gettin my YouTube on and I notice Cliff Paul is a dead ringer for Large Professor in the "Fakin' The Funk" video. The subject of the latest Cliff ad is identity theft, and now my brain is buggin out on whose identity he really thievin when I'm just tryna kick back and watch some bball, ya feel? The "Fakin' The Funk" vid even got a basketball theme via being on the White Men Can't Jump soundtrack. This ain't just divine coincidence. Like Frankie & B-Real been saying, "Pay da producer!"
Cliff Paul, you a shark, and if I ever have the misfortune of buyin a policy from ya poindexter ass, I'ma imprint my Timbs on ya mug for Extra P.